Monday, October 30, 2006
Cast your vote!
There are two blogs that I wrote in Chicago but did not have time to post at night. They are no longer timely, although I won't say they were a waste of time. Now, I could post one today and one tomorrow but that would be cheating. So. Now is your chance to vote. If I get at least 10 comments from 10 DIFFERENT people voting that they would like to read these "missing" blogs by tomorrow morning, I will post them. Not in place of blogs for tomorrow and the next day, but rather as totally BONUS BLOGS. Vote now to get more for your money! That is like 40% more Dances - FREE. By the way. Anybody who does the math and says my calculations are wrong (because I suck at math and didn't try very hard to make sure that 40% is correct) - or mentions that ALL my blogs are free.....well......something bad will happen for sure. Got it? If I don't get the 10 votes, they will be lost forever. Or until I am famous and dead and somebody finds them on my hard drive and sells them to the tabloids for an insane amount of money. Votes FOR will be counted, even if they are anonymous but please leave a name or something in your message so I know a lone reader isn't posting over and over again in a desperate attempt to get something for free. Which is very sad anyway, because, like we are not allowed to mention, the blog is free anyhow. Votes AGAINST will also be counted toward that total, because I like to torture those who say they don't like me. EVERYBODY loves me, and you will be no exception to that if it kills me. And I will peck at you and peck at you and work away your resolve until I grow on you, or you lose your will to live. Either way, I will win. I always get what I want. Resistance is futile. So vote now. I'll be watching - and counting!