Guess what I did today? And guess what I will be doing tonight? You can bet it doesn't include leaving the house at any point lest I get caught in a moment of intestinal distress while stranded in traffic.
We won't talk about the perfectly ripe local strawberries that were two containers for five dollars and needed to be eaten right away and I am the only one that eats them here. Why do I do this to myself??? Eh. It was worth it. Bwa-ha-ha-haaaa!