Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Some things I learned just today:

  • A dog that fakes a bathroom trip because the grass is frosty will poop in the house while you are in the shower.
  • Both dogs will look guilty even though clearly only a certain dog is the culprit.
  • You will question your normalcy after you realize you can distinguish between dogs by their poo.
  • Just because a person smiles and nods when you ask if they understand, it does NOT mean they understand.
  • Blueberry Muffin Shredded Wheat makes a great tasting snack munched dry at your desk. However your innards will make strange noises for the rest of the day, alerting the rest of the office that you upped your fiber intake.
  • When a person bounces a key off your forehead in anger, it leaves a red mark you don't see until the next day. Oddly enough, this red mark is not key-shaped.
  • If you put mixed Easter chocolate in a candy dish on your desk, people will dig out the peanut butter cups first.
  • Then the fudge filled bunnies.
  • Then the pure chocolate eggs.
  • Office workers desperate for an afternoon sugar high WILL resort to eating the "Chocolate Bunny Munny Krispee Coins", but they will sigh deeply and look punished.
  • Grown adults will peel foil off of chocolate easter candies and leave them in little piles on the desk, filing cabinet, or even put them back in the candy jar.